Pickup Lines
The World's Best Pickup Lines .Yeah, if you try one, and it actually works, tell me 'cuz I'll honor you for your bravery. Actually, if ANYONE is stupid enough to try one of these, drop me a message.
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
12. Can I flirt with you?
13. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
14. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
15. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
16. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
17. F#ck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
18. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
19. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
20. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
21. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
24. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
25. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
26. So... How am I doin'?
27. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
28. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
29. Do you sleep on your stomach? [Yes/No] Can I?
30. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
31. I lost my phone number -- can I have yours?
32. Do you like music?[Yes] Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
33. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW.
34. I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
35. We're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
36. Stand still so I can pick you up.